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Okay. It’s summer. I have no friends in Maine. I’m bored, and I needed a way to get this thing going again. If you think this is lame, don’t read it :-p

Insanity Survey

Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you? Haha yes, at camp

Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour? Not yet, but it’s a possibility

Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it? Depends how big it is.

Have you ever wondered why M&M’s are the colour they are? More! More colors! I want more!

Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious? I’ve tried…I’m not that smart.

Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive? “she’d like to meet a boy who looks like Elvis…” He goes to UConn.

Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house? No.

Do you consider all blondes to be dumb? Only the ones I’ve met.

Do you have no TV’s in your house? Haha I’d prolly be smarter if that were true

Do you have more than 10 pet’s living in your house? I wish! That’d be awesome! As long as they weren’t all cats…

Do you buy more than 5 CDs a week? I’d love to have that much frivolous money

Is your favourite colour tangerine? Clementine is such a cooler shade of orange… 🙂

Is your favourite food turtle soup? ohhh! dead turtle…*pout*

Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends? yes. as mentioned before, I have no friends in Maine

Have you ever watched an entire episode of the Teletubbies? Oh god, I’d rather have sex with a Vogon.

Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little? Johnny. Wonder how he is, haven’t talked to him in a while.

Do you ever talk to yourself? I talk to inanimate objects

Do you sing in the shower? I sing in the car more.

Do you have more than five body piercings? Six, if you count the double holes in my ears.

Do you have hidden video cameras in your house? I know some people who would like it if I did…

Do you ever think that the government are spying on you? are? government is plural?

Do you cover yourself in tin foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling? i swear, i don’t how the hangers got there

Do you make things out of £5 notes when you are bored at the lunch table? I’ve never seen a five pound note.

Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess how many jellybeans are in the jar? I suck at those!

Do you know the meaning of life? 42.

Have you ever picked on someone smaller than you, just because you thought it would be funny? Last week at home depot when some scrawny kid carried something to the car for me. I was stronger than him.

Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year? Only when I’m afraid of flunking a jury ;-p.

Do you often see things that aren’t really there? shhhh…it can hear us

Do you see dead people? My dad visits my dreams sometimes…

Is this a yes or no question? Eh…

Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else? Salvation army, baby!

Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth? *gag*

Do you sleep with the lights on? Not anymore.

Do you consider money to be a form of evil? Depends on which month you ask me

Have you ever played bloody knuckles? ooh. yeah. don’t miss middle school.

Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich? uh, not prego, thanks

Do you believe fairy tales do come true? yeah, uh, dirty secret here…

Do you enjoy using yo-yo’s? i miss my engine red fireball

Do you believe in superstition? never give a family member a sharp object. always make them pay a penny.

Do you watch cartoon shows every day? not anymore

Do you read books for fun? Yes.

Do you enjoy singing 10 green bottles sitting on the wall? What f-ed up country are you from? it’s 99 bottles of beer…

Why does the Energizer bunny just keep on going and going? He should come over.

Do you often put bees in your mouth in hopes to get stung? no.

Are you afraid of everything, yet never scared of anything? yeah something like that.

Are you talking to yourself right now? laughing at mitch hedberg

Are you talking to ‘the person in your head’? no.

Do you often stay up all night and eat cheese? how the hell did you know? extra sharp cheddar, please.

Can you fly? nope.

Do you enjoy the smell of petrol so much that you actually drink it? not suicidal

Do you often eat things out of the dustbin? No.

Do you eat grass and try to milk yourself? LOL. my breasts are wonderful, but…

Do you let spiders bite you in hopes that they are radioactive and turn you into Spiderman? ewww hate spider bites

Have you ever had a pet fly and named him George? george isn’t a fly

Do you play golf in thunderstorms? yes! in Rochester, frisbee golf

Are you always cold? no.

Do chickens make you smile? yup

Are you lying on this quiz just to say you’re crazy? Nope, all the above is true

Think of any question. What’s the answer? conecticut.

Do you often lick dog’s tongues? don’t make a habit of it

Do you go to the shops and eat free lotion samples? only at bath and body where they’re chocolate flavored.

Do you like doing flips off things, even if you can’t do flips?I like my spinal chord.

Does the microwave scare you? sometimes.

Have you ever let someone punch you just to laugh in their face? not sure…

Do you beat yourself up in comical fashion because you’re an idiot? No.

Have you ever painted yourself blue and called yourself “Papa Smurf”? ahhhhhh scary

Do you speak in other languages when you don’t know a single word in them? i love jibberish

Do you like to hug gumball machines and trees and dead bunnies? not dead bunnies.

Do you stand up and cheer when someone dies? zarqawi? sure.

Have you ever tried to jump over moving cars? No.

Are you afraid to leave your house? when it’s really buggy out

Do you find yourself wandering shops searching for your mummy when you know your mummy is safely at home? uhhh?

Do you sit in cemeteries and try to raise the dead with a flute? no, but i do sit in cemetaries and sing sometimes.