Introducing her Highness, Princess Luth

I’ve decided that an upgrade was in order.  Instead of Chatfield being a Duchy, it’s been converted to a kingdom, and I am the Princess.  Sure, there’s a king and queen off somewhere taking care of things and putting it all in order.

I think I’d really like to be a princess.  Not one in line for a throne, mind.  I’d like to have several siblings older than me to take care of that, so there would have to be something massive afoot to actually get me as a ruler.  There are many perks to being a princess, you know.  You get really pretty shoes.  You don’t have to pay taxes.  If someone cooks your meal wrong you can snap your fingers (or wave your hand, I’m not great at snapping) and have it send back.  You get Disney movies made about you, and you can wear a diamond tiara.  Oh yes, and royal decrees.  I can just decide to decree something, and a whole lot of people jump to.

Princess Luth.  Yes, it sounds right.

As princess, my first royal decree is to make Septermber 13th a holiday.  This year it falls on a Wednesday, and will hereby be known as 139 Day.

~Princess Luth

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August 30, 2006

Why 139 day? My brain is taxed and I cannot comprehend. Otherwise, my liege, I’m totally with you.

August 30, 2006

*snorts* Well. I have a tiara if you’d like it. *hugs*

September 3, 2006

“You get Disney movies made about you” That’s all I want out of life. A Disney movie made about me… *sigh*

September 3, 2006

Oh, yeah, and of course, the handsome prince that comes along with the movie. Without the handsome prince, who would this princess sing a duet about love with??