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December 7, 2011

What truths do I keep? Secrets that would make men weep if spoken, and others that would make them tremble in desire. Questions for the AYBoracle? I will have to think of a proper question…

December 7, 2011

Dear [AYB] Oracle, Thank you for this humbling opportunity to write to you. The mere fact that this note is in your possession, even if it’s never read, is the single most important thing that will happen to me. Thank you for your kind gift of wisdom that you share with mankind. On that note, will you please tell me if things will work out between my Aunt and her father? Most Respectfully,

December 7, 2011

Dear [AYB], How long is your penis? Thanks,

December 8, 2011

What is the one question you secretly hope someone will ask so that you can answer it? *then answer it!!! lol* Which is worse: Absence of trust, or absence of passion? What’s for lunch? Do you think that people gain immortality through children? do you believe in aliens? to be or not to be? /spent

December 8, 2011

random: interesting diary. I’ll be back (:

December 9, 2011

Oh great and wise [AYB] Oracle, I humbly tremble and bow before your illustrious and bountiful presence that I sully with even the promise of my proximity. If it would be pleasing to you, please spare your humble servant with the smallest hintings of your greatness. I lay before thee, Can a heart divided still beat? And can two souls survive forever being locked in perpetual symmetry as even the barest of glancing blows threatens to consume them both? Forever your humble servant,

December 15, 2011

You are such an effing genius. It has never occurred to any female before now, thanks to your teachings and wisdom, that a penis doesn’t have to be long…it just has to go all the way up. I’m very impressed. Your perpetuity of brilliance knows no bounds.

December 18, 2011

Yet again you manage to humble me and fill me with passionate desire. Kudos.