New year, new job, new ‘tude

Well, new position anyway. I’m now fully into my new position. All “overlap” is pretty much done. Considering all the new business that is coming in over the next few months, I’ll at least have time to grow into the position.

*looks in a mirror*

My New Years’ Goal : Be more aggressive. I know how to do this shit, so damn it Self, stop being so mousy! Stand up for yourself! Remember, ANY idiot can go through life without offending anybody. Take a stand, and when you know you are right, break out the howitzer vocabulary and give ’em the good news. Give ’em one shot across the bow, and if that doesn’t work, let ’em have the whole magazine. Make ’em think twice before offering their advice that really means “do it my way because I know better than you.” Sure, I’ll make mistakes, but let me tell you Self, if you AREN’T making mistakes, then you bloody well AREN’T TRYING. I still have to deal with Mr. Persnickity, but that’s is more livable since he is no longer my team lead.

I just have to remember I’m better looking, more prosperous, 6″ taller than he is, and probably at least 3″ longer where it really counts. He should be grateful that *I’m* being nice to *him*.

pant…pant…pant …. breathe, just breathe ….