It’s all about the chicks.

Why shouldn’t you ever buy a woman a watch?
There’s a perfectly good clock on the stove

We’ve all seen the 1950’s ‘everyday woman’ with the oven mitts, a big smile, and that perfect ‘dinner’s ready a six o’clock’ attitude. The culture in those days seemed to define women as the all in wonder mother and wife that cooked, cleaned, made her man happy all while keeping a perfect figure (perfect for 1950, mind you) and a big plastic smile on. Sick? Perhaps. But that’s how "it was" back then. (at least that’s all I ever get for a response when pondering)

In the 60’s free love reigned and I’m almost positive that any kind of class system was completely overrun by the retard war over in retardville, though I’m also almost positive that this 1950’s "good woman" thing stuck pretty close.

And of course, the woman’s rebellion in the 70’s….bra burning and high pitched yelling of the like. I’m sure it was important then, screaming for equality and releasing your titties from the grip of "the man" by burning some serious brazzier-age. I think that’s just great. Equality? You’ve got to be kidding me. You actually WANT to do a man’s job? You actually WANT to be treated the way men get treated? The fuck is wrong with you?

Thanks to the 1990’s – an age I dare say I was forced to live in – and this absolutely ludicrous "it’s OK to be a sensitive crybaby douchebag" attitude that so many young men seemed afflicted with….Well, The ladies I dare say – Got exactly what they fucking wanted.

Equality is what I’m talking here folks, and it’s nation-fucking-wide. But it doesn’t stop there. Nope, the women’s rights activists wouldn’t stop until every penis they saw had a chain with a big fucking "fuck you" nail stuck right through it. I don’t blame them, men had quite a little history with how we treated our bitches – er…."women" – So yeah, I get the point. You’re pissed off at history, and you’re taking it out on innocent guys who will LET YOU because THEY ARE PUSSIES.

SO the equality train then grew into a giant fucker known as "women can get away with pretty much everything and no one can do a damned thing about it". And it’s true. Women make more money than men (look it up), Women can do everything a man does, And women can blatantly contradict actions without blinking an eye.

I can garauntee that 1) if a man had been in casey anthony’s place – he’d be long since lethal injected. and 2) if a man had cut off another man’s penis – well, same shit. But no…..Women can get.away.with.everything.

Traffic ticket? No problem. Bust out the titties and you’re off scott free.

Feminist? Fuck you. The term is "Man hating cuntbag". Defined as a woman with enough sand in her vagina to hate every living male on the planet and will not stop until the world is obliterated of all male species.

You cry about equality, we give you that, and then you piss and moan that chivalry is dead. Listen up, ladies. Perhaps we males don’t treat you like ladies when you want to be equal to "the guys". Act like a fucking woman and you’ll be treated as such. It’s not that difficult of a concept.

Jesus christ I went pretty far with this.

/rant