MY CRAZY MOTHER

Perhaps it’s due to being an only child. And having a mother who can never make it about me.. it has to be about her! Don’t get me wrong she does nice things for me, but emotional the women is ‘F**KED in the head"

Take today for example- she calls me at work… the conversation goes like this

ME: Hi, can I call you back I am at work

MUM: Oh OK, but you have to call me back I have something important to tell you

ME: (roll of eyes) OK well since it’s so important, you can tell me now

MUM: NO no, it’s ok, Just call me you get home

ME: No just tell me

MUM: Well I got my results backs from DR Louie today

Me: Yeah

MUM: WELL… they found something

ME: ok… (paused in shock)

MUM: Yeah they found something

ME: Well what did they find

MUM:( said in a matter of fact way) Cancerous cells…(waits for my reaction)…Oh but they are benign….I have to go back in month to see what happens

ME: So your ok?

MUM: Well I have to get a check up in a month

ME: So you just called me to say that you may have Cancer, but you don’t because it’s benign- but in a month you will know if it’s Cancer or not

MUM: Well he found something… I thought you may want to know

ME: Of course, but your fine

MUM: In a month we will know for sure

ME: Ok then MUM.. thanks for telling me that.. LOVE YOU xxx

WHY? WHY would someone call up someone else to tell them that they could be dying, but they are not? Not only that, but this is classic "MOTHER"… she calls me 10-15 times a day. But because I have working very hard, she can’t talk to me as much as she likes. So for the 3 days.. I have been no taking all of her calls- and have cut it down to ONE call a day if that.

But as you can see- she needs to point out that she ‘ COULD" be dying..

I can’t be assed to go into why all of above is more wrong, because I would just end up writing for years.. but all I can is that. My mother can’t take that there is something Good going on in my life, or that it doesn’t involve her. The moment she thinks I may be able to survive on my own with out her.. she pulls out the guilt.