Ultimate Bible Knowledge Quiz

You know the Bible 95%!  

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses – you know it all! You are fantastic!

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I think I missed the question about how many books are in the New Testament and the one about which book comes after Colossians (because come on, how is that plot-related, I don’t know on which page of The Corrections Denise meets Becky Hemerling either, and I’ve read that book a lot), but I still think any truly ULTIMATE Bible quiz should require the testee to be able to distinguish between Oholah, Oholibah, and Oholibamah.* Also, the actual Hebrew names of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego,** and how come we call them by their Babylonian slave names when we never call Daniel Belteshazzar.

*Respectively, two sisters in a parable about the whorishness of Israel, and Esau’s Canaanite wife after she married an Israelite and changed her name from the heathenish and incomprehensible Judith. According to the text, “Oholah” means “her tent,” “Oholibah” means “my tent is in her,” and “Oholibamah” means “her tent is on the high place.” Someday I am going to get a pet corn snake which I will name Oholah Oholibah Oholibamah and refer to affectionately as “Tenty.”

**Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah. Put THAT in a jolly song, Louis Armstrong.

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January 10, 2010

Um… Why don’t you write about your threesomes?

January 10, 2010

^^^ Come on now, who would be interested in that?

January 10, 2010

Oh, I love you. =)

January 13, 2010

Can I ask….why?

January 13, 2010

I didn’t mean that to sound rude or anything, it’s a genuine question.

January 14, 2010

Dear God. 13 years of going to a Pentecostal Sunday School and yet, all this only seems vaguely familiar. I always used to think Abednego was a made-up name. It just never sounded… serious. 🙂

January 16, 2010
January 22, 2010

I hope you’re doing ok.

January 28, 2010

Just a dream I guess. I’m so sick of hospitals. I don’t even know why I wrote all that. Sometimes I think people are going to tell me what to do. There’s never really owt to say but keep going, is there… are you mad at me?

January 28, 2010

but everyone around me is being lovely….

February 14, 2010

ta. am alright.

March 2, 2010

Is it true that God loves the smell of burning goats (or sheep)?