my Teeth are not real.
Wow do I have a story for you. So, I have a profile on a couple of dating sites, mostly just to see what/who is out there and whatnot. I have never really found anyone that made my heart skip a beat or anything. So anyway, I couldn’t sleep very well tonight and I have been just laying here for so long, so I decided to get up and tool around online. With nothing else to do, I started looking around on a dating site (I won’t name which one, so you don’t go look this fool up just to laugh at him). Anyway, I looked at this guy’s profile and to be honest, wasn’t impressed. He’s not bad looking, kind of goofy, but attractive, I’d say. But his profile was in mostly all CAPS, had so many misspellings, and was overall obnoxious. I moved on. A few minutes later, he IMs me through the site, saying "I saw you viewed my profile." Ugh. It was forced from the beginning, but I was trying to be nice and polite. (Side note: I always want my first conversations/chats with guys to be like the first chat I had with Noah–lasting several hours because neither of us wants to stop talking, keeping me laughing, and completely comfortable and relaxed–and they never are, of course, but this guy was a real psycho, lol). When he asked if I wanted to call him (after like 10 minutes of chatting) and I said no, that’s where it went downhill and kept going. See for yourself:
UrNumberOne87: look i’m on hear to kind someone not just to talk online
UrNumberOne87: and i’m tired of online buddys
UrNumberOne87: i want long term
UrNumberOne87: not a online thing
UrNumberOne87: i’m real person not a bot
chatterbox0302: i understand that, and i feel the same way, but… you have to
get there first, things don’t just happen
UrNumberOne87: you never no
UrNumberOne87: i’m a very sweet guy
chatterbox0302: well that’s not how i see things. i don’t just jump into
something trying to make it something amazing from the very start
chatterbox0302: you have to get to know someone and earn their trust before
you get privileges like phone calls and dates and relationships
UrNumberOne87: so your trying to tell me that i have to talk to you online to ern
the privilege to talk to you on the phone?
chatterbox0302: not in the condescending way you’re suggesting it, but yes, i
need there to be a level of trust and understanding there before i do that
chatterbox0302: that could come in an hour conversation or it could never
happen
UrNumberOne87: hat you think your a [insert dating site] qween?
UrNumberOne87: what not hat
UrNumberOne87: sorry
UrNumberOne87: lol
chatterbox0302: wow… are you insulting me?
UrNumberOne87: no
UrNumberOne87: its a joke
UrNumberOne87: haha
UrNumberOne87:
chatterbox0302: it didn’t come off that way
UrNumberOne87: sorry
chatterbox0302: but yes, i am a queen, and i’m not going to associate myself
with a guy who treats me as anything but
chatterbox0302: that said, i think it’s a two way street, i’m looking for someone
that makes me want to treat him like a king
UrNumberOne87: ok then be blunt with me and i mean dont lie am i ugly?
chatterbox0302: no, i don’t think you’re ugly
UrNumberOne87: but that dont me i’m cute or good looking to you either
chatterbox0302: you didn’t ask me that, you asked me if you were ugly
UrNumberOne87: i’ know that i’m not sexy or good looking i no i’m ugly
chatterbox0302: if you are convinced of that, then why did you ask me what i
thought?
UrNumberOne87: if i was a gurl i wouldn’t date me
UrNumberOne87: i was wanting to no what you think
chatterbox0302: well, i told you and you told me i was wrong
UrNumberOne87: you just saide i as not ugly but i bet you dont think im your
type
chatterbox0302: i think confidence is sexy and the way it sounds, you don’t
have much
UrNumberOne87: lol
UrNumberOne87: i’m just kidding
chatterbox0302: i care more about what is on the inside of a person, not what
other people will think when we are walking down the street holding hands
UrNumberOne87: i’m have confidence
chatterbox0302: appearances only get you so far, so what does it matter
anyhow?
UrNumberOne87: it don’t
UrNumberOne87: i was just kidding with you
UrNumberOne87: i have a secret nobody knows
chatterbox0302: i don’t mean to be rude or anything, but i am getting really
sleepy, and i’m gonna lay down and try to go back to sleep
UrNumberOne87: ok
chatterbox0302: oh, after you tell me your secret, i guess lol
UrNumberOne87: cool
UrNumberOne87: sorry for bothering
UrNumberOne87: my Teeth are not real
chatterbox0302: no, you’re not bothering me… i’m just tired
chatterbox0302: what?
chatterbox0302: your teeth aren’t real?
UrNumberOne87: RIGHT
UrNumberOne87: i can take them out
chatterbox0302: … you have dentures?
UrNumberOne87: i feel like i’m geting rejecked
UrNumberOne87: yes
chatterbox0302: i just… don’t know why you just told me that
UrNumberOne87: lol
UrNumberOne87: its just how i feel
chatterbox0302: ok then. well i’m not sure what to say to that… but i’m gonna
get to bed so we’ll talk later i guess
UrNumberOne87: cuz your gonna go to sleep and wake up and hang out with
your friends and when i go to sleep and wake up i’m gonna hang out with my
self again
UrNumberOne87: and sorry to say i dont get on much so i’m sure the night
time i get on you’ll be done found someone
UrNumberOne87: i just dont under stand why i’m always the one thats single
and never found anyone and that has never had a friend or a girl f
riend
UrNumberOne87: but you no what yu got one thing right i would be privileged
to have anyone but i guess i’m not want anyone wants
UrNumberOne87: and i ‘m sure i’m talking to my self right now
UrNumberOne87: and yes i am sorry sorry that i bothered you in your morning
UrNumberOne87: so i hope you have a very good day and dont get to drunk
and drive safe
UrNumberOne87: GOD BLESS
Yeah….