All in a Day’s Work
Funny thing happened to me during work today. A co-worker and I were going through some promotional items for a certain product we later found out we didn’t even carry, when we came across one particular offer for free brushes when purchasing so many tubes of paint. We were flipping through the enormous stack of mail-in cards for the offer when we came across one particular card that seemed a bit…well…out of place.
It was an offer good for one free drink of any kind at Cheetah’s down in Pompano Beach, Florida. Full nudity, full bar…etc… Apparently, the same company that provided the paint company with promotional cards also makes the card’s for Cheetah’s in Florida. How funny. It was good for a laugh. Certainly not as funny as the time we received a shipment of art supplies, complete with crumbled up pin-up posters as packing material. THAT, my fellow diarists, is what we call surprisingly and shockingly funny. Almost made us think they delivered to the wrong business, seeing as how we are right next door to the local adult sexual novelties, etc. store.
Did I mention these were pin-ups from the eighties?
Sweet! Airfare: $400 Hotel: $80 per night Cab to take you and the desperate and incredbly hairy man you picked up at the bar back to the hotel when you fall drunk on your face: $20 The drink that got you there? Priceless. (Coupon necessary, no further purchases required. Must be of legal drinking age.) -Tan
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I…think No wait, that’s not right. I can’t write 7 entries within the next 12 hours. I’d run out of images! Well, not true, I’d barely make a dent in my massive collection. But I did promise something mind blowing. My life. My love. All shame. I fail at life! But I win teh intarnetz! -Tan
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