Here’s What Not To Do…

Little public service message….

Now, I hate myspace, so that’s why I’m um…not on there…but seriously people….regardless of whether it’s on here, or on myspace or facebook or whatever….let’s not be dumb.

Most of you know my job is to be a professional stalker. Well…I was searching this girl….we’ll call her Susie…and I had her work information, meaning the company name and phone number. So I googled it, plus the area of the state I think she’s in.

And her myspace came up.

Second hit…

Stupid move number one…

So I click it…and after I get some sheild goggles so I can stare at the flashing horror that is her page….I read her little "bio" It gives her name, her husband’s name, her pet’s names, description of her house, where here house is minus street name….and an exact description of her CAR which I am LOOKING FOR and her LICENSE PLATE because it’s personalized to say "GET WITH SUSIE" or something to that effect.

Seriously?

You put your license plate on your myspace?

REALLY?!!?!

Then of course there are the pictures of her and her friends….and about 200 pictures of her CAR. Which I am looking for. I know it’s parked outside of a building, probably in the city I know she works in or the neighboring one she lives in…the building has X Cell Phones and a generic nail salon….totally findable.

Furthermore, I now know what decals and stickers she’s got…making my job even easier…and a picture that shows her plates on there too…different than what she stated so I have two things to go on. Even better.

So….yeah.

It gets better.

THEN it tells WHERE she works and the days she works….and where she went to college….or is going….or whatever.

Either way, give me about 24 hours that that pretty black car that she loves so much but isn’t paying for…will be in MY lot. Not hers.

Really….I can’t believe some people put that stuff out there!!!! Sure, most of you know my name and where I go to school, but very few know my last name or the city I actually live in.

And my OD doesn’t come up on a google search either…

But really….I appreciate the help in finding the cars. Just be glad it’s someone after your car, and not after you…

Ok. Study time!!!!

Oh, and just so you know, her myspace was completly public….so you don’t have to log in to see it. So…anyone could have found that. Anyone. 🙂

Personally I think our adjustor should ask her how her dog and rabbit are doing if he talks to her…just to freak her out.