Keep Your Emails To Yourself

Let me just send you a little taste of the 40 different emails I’ve gotten today that I REALLY DIDN’T EFFING NEED.
 
 Item One:

From my loan company:
 
It’s almost time to repay your student loans, and pick your repayment plan. 
StupidCompany can help you make the right choice!

Call 1-866-WER-DUMB or visit online today.

Dear Courtney,

School is soon coming to a close, or you might have already completed your term. As you move forward with your life, you must also begin to consider how to repay your student loans. You have options.
Contact us today and work with our repayment counselors to find the right repayment package for your needs. Prior to the start of your repayment period, we’ll help you understand your options so you can make the right choice.

Don’t wait until you receive your first bill. Get a head start on finding the right way to repay your student loans. Call 1-866-STUPIDCOMPANY today, or visit StupidCompany.com.
Regrads,

StupidCompany

 
Ok, Dear ASSHATS.

I don’t graduate for AT LEAST another year. Do you get that????? SO DON’T SEND ME THIS CRAP!!! I HAD TO GO THROUGH 4 DIFFERENT PEOPLE TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS AND AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WAS IN UZBEKISTAN!!!!

A) Stop outsourcing, especially when it deals with my money.
B) Get your facts straight before sending me retarded emails.
 
 
Item Two:
 

 Dear Students,
 
AEE 5104 Research Applications in AEE will be cancelled for Summer Session I.  If you have any questions please let me know.  If you are enrolled in the teacher licensure option within EDCT (Agricultural Education) please add the AEE 5104 section for fall. 
 
Professor ScrewingMyPlans

 
You son of a butternut squash….DO NOT EFF WITH MY PLAN OF STUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*finger*
 
Annnd that is how my day is going. How’s about yours?

Oh, add in a panic attack, upset stomach, exam, xanax, and 2 projects.

And Beth’s pissed at me because when I called her she immediatly started talking about dead people…and I was feeling rather deathly so I asked that we not talk about dead people and she goes "fine. bye"

SERIOUSLY???

No one else get mad at me today. No one else send me crap emails. No one else eff with my schedule. Otherwise I will go full-out PMS on your ass…like that crack spider but minus the crack. (If you didn’t watch the video then you’re really confused, and that is not my fault.)

PEACE!!!!!!!!!!