The birds

Man, birds have had it out for me lately.  The other day me and Brenda were in the car, I forget where we were going, and a bird totally divebombed the car and skinned the passenger side of the windsheild.  I was like Holy crap!  That was one crazy bird.  Then this morning I was driving to work and there were all there crows in the street and they were jumpind out of the way at the last minute and coming close to hitting my car.  Oh and the other day I was driving up our street and two quails jumped out of nowhere and barley made it acrosss in front of me.  Then today during lunch I went to Target and there was this big huge flock of like, 25 birds and out of nowhere they swooped down right at me!!!  So I jumped over to hide between two cars and I yelled out something not realizing there were people in the car I was hiding by.  So, needless to say I was embaressed.  But those birds tried to attack me!  I’m not going outside anymore.  I’m staying inside forever.  Well, not really but if these birds don’t knock it off I’m going to turn into one of those weirdos who is afraid of birds.  I can’t stand to get any weirder.