i dont pick up my feet when i walk…

yesterday, my favorite doctor who always calls me pumpkin came in to visit.  hes a big flirt and he really likes me alot so i went and put makeup on before he got there.  just a little extra eyeshadow and a little lipstick.  and then of course im a dork so i was sitting at my desk with the door open and i pretended not to notice when he came in.  or course the flirt he is he was telling me how cute i am and how i got all dolled up for him and all this.  so i went along with it b/c he gives mee a christmas bonus.  so when he left he says in a loud voice “bye pumpkin!!” and our boss was all surprised andf that was really funny cuz she had  no idea he called me that.  so then he called a little late and he starts telling me how beautiful i am and all this stuff and i was like yea whatever b/c i have gotten myself into this slum where i think im never pretty anymore i just think im a fat ass.  so then today he calls again and he tells me that he has been thinking about me ever since he saw me yesterday and all this and im like, not sure what to do with that.  i mean he is an old man so i would never think of pursuing it or anything but hes really rich so maybe i can gtet luncvh out of it or something.  im not really to much of a golddigger i think i just like the attention.  im an attention whore.  ha ha ha.  any how he told me that he was jealous of nathan and i laughed.  so i told nathan what he said and now nathans getting jealous.  i told him not to worry tho cuz i love him and hes got nothing to worry about. 

i want to go bowling tonight.  i LOVE my new ball.  its so damn cute!!!  ok bye