where o where can my make-up bag be??

lost my freakin make-up bag yesterday.  big deal you may say.  well it is a big deal.  its a huge-mungous deal.  i spent a ridiculous amount of money on that stuff only for it to just sprout legs and walk away.    i know i had it yesterday during lunch b/c i put some makeup on in the RR and thats the last time i remember seeing it.  i think i just set it on my desk and then i went to get lunch.  i doubt anyone stole it b/c i leave money on my desk all the time and nobody ever takes it.   also who would steal makeup from somebody whose face has been known to be covered in eczema?  i know i wouldnt.  sharing makeup in general is pretty gross.  i only share with my mommy, occasionally ill use one of amalias many lip glosses, and brendas when its absolutely necessary.  i used to share more when i was younger but when i look back now, i did a lot of dumb shit when i was younger.  anyhow, i called my mommy and she made me feel better as mommys usually can.   well this fucken thing wont let me start another paragraph so let it be know that this right here is starting another paragraph.  *new paragraph begins here*  in other news, the other day i was at this place and i met this girl named clarice.  she totally reminded me of monica.  it was weird.  i didnt say anything tho i just brushed it off as coinsidence.  then about a week later i was at the same place again when i met another girl who reminded me of naomi.  same body structure and everything.  very weird again.  but you know being the rocket scientist tht i am i didnt even put 2 and 2 together.  so then we started talking and she tells me “o yea, clarice is my sister”  (clarice is the one who looks like monica BTW)  i was like. whoa.  i found monica and naomis twins.  ok theyre not exactly alike but even brenda noticed after i pointed it out to her.  small world huh.  *another paragraph begins here*  ok so i guess thats all.  buh-bye  ~dawn