be discreet in your indiscretions, sir!

I had a pretty intense dream last night. Started out pretty standard, but got really graphic towards the end.  Actually… that’s pretty frequent for me also.  Frankly, I’m astonished that I woke up with dry undies. See I was a character in some nameless mishmash MMORPG, that was somewhere between WoW, Diablo 2, FFVII, FFXI, and NWN. My character class was irrelevant.

Actually, I vaguely recall a section before this where I was following someone across a planar boundary of some sort, but there was a checkpoint like at an airport, and they asked my name. I didn’t want them to know who I was so I made up something like Neal Messi, but they asked to see my driver’s license so they could confirm my Date of Birth and Date of Death. Apparently I had to die to cross into this other plane, but when I pulled my ID out, it didn’t actually have my real name on it, just a jumble of letters.

So my fake name got me to the other side where I spawned in some Northern city in this MMORPG. I picked up one other party member, that might have been a spell caster, but he was also pretty irrelevant. We traveled south to another city where we got a quest from some wrinkled old medicine lady, and we were heading North again on said quest, when we had a random encounter with two cat girls, which happened to be way above our level and were certainly going to slaughter us.

They looked somewhat like the Mithra cat people from FFXI. As they attacked me, they knocked me prone and started chewing on my dick. Which surprisingly didn’t hurt or cause as much damage as it would seem. Actually, it was turning me on something fierce. They were both nude except for some smell jewelry and trinkets and as I stood back up they knocked me back down and started sucking my dick. In fact they were both really getting into it, double teaming me, and I remember I came all over one of them, then the other one started riding my cock, and I had this massive orgasm and started spurting out copious amounts of jism. I pretty much flopped over to catch my breath, but we were still technically in the encounter, and another "enemy" appeared in very FFVII style, but this time is was an elf woman.

And she started getting in on the action too. She was 69ing one of the cat girls, and she was on top, and I remember looking over and seeing her cute butt wiggling in the air and she had a nice pink anus… I figured I was lubricated enough from all that cum to slide in her back door, so I fucked her in the ass, and I dream-gasmed so hard I woke up. I had to feel my pants to check, but everything was clean. I sure had morning wood though…