this is an old entry

I miss those days…

Archived date: November 20, 2001

Title: Rock and roll all night

Tonight folks… I am gonna pull my first all-nighter. Not because I’m some perfect student and not because it’s going to save my ass…but it will… but that’s not the point… it’s because I’m damn lazy and I played all day so I have to do all my work now in the dead of the night. Theres and asteroid comin in the dead of the night it’s gonna smash us all to bits! sorry I couldn’t help throwing that in. I soooo wanted to be Space Ghost today… I woulda told the teacher off and this is what woulda gone down:

::evil teacher slams on the keys of the piano again hurting our ears::

Space Ghost: CUT THAT OUT!

Zorak: Do it again! Do it again!

Evil Teacher: Do you understand? ::gives us the "look"::

Space Ghost: Oh yeah… I understand ya, all right! You’re trying to turn us all into zombies. I’m onto you sister.

Evil Teacher: … I don’t know what you’re talking about Sean…

Space Ghost: Who’s that? I’m Space Ghost!

Evil Teacher: Sean, do you have a problem with the way I’m teachign this class?

Zorak: I got a problem with your face. It needs to be kicked.

Space Ghost: Look Lady, I don’t know who this Sean fella is, but he seems to be the source of a lot of conflict between you and Zorak.

Zorak: What?!

Evil Teacher: I can always just flunk you for acting up like this…

Moltar: Actually that happened to me once. I was-

Zorak: Nobody cares about you Moltar.

Evil Teacher: Now class! how would you like it if I flunked all of you?

Space Ghost: How’d you like it if I zapped you good?

Evil Teacher: Look, I don’t have to put up with this… I volunteered to teacher this class. What if I were to just up and leave? Then you wouldn’t have a teacher. What would you do then, hmm?

Space Ghost: ….. That’s never stopped me before, pal.

Evil Teacher: Look Sean, I-

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::evil teacher is now a smoldering pile of ashes… everyone looks at space ghost::

Space Ghost: ….. Whaaat? Serves her right!

::everyone cheers::

Space Ghost: ahhh ha ha ha… I do so enjoy the smell of zap in the morning… ::takes in a deep breath through his nose:: smells like mom’s home cookin!

Space Ghost: Moltar, bring out our first guest.

Moltar: Right… one Craig McCracken coming down.

Craig: Greetings Space Ghost.

SG: Hello Craig.

::short pause::

Craig: so…

SG: So! That would be the question wouldn’t it?

Craig: What question?

SG: Hey! Who’s asking the questions here?

Craig: Well I thought you were su-

SG: Exactly! I understand you have your own Television show. Is this accurate?

Craig: No not really. I created Dexter’s Lab and the Powerpuff Girls.

SG: Oh no you didn’t you sneak! That was Professor Utonium!

Craig: Well actually I created him too.

SG: … so what you’re saying is… you just thought all these super heros up just because?

Craig: … yes I did Space Ghost.

SG: Oh really? Is that one of your super powers?

Craig: one of them yes.

SG: One of them?

Craig: mmhmm

SG: And what other super powers do you have, mister?

Craig: I do have the ability to fly, but I avoid doing it ’cause it hurts when I do.

SG: Arthritis pains getting you too?

Zorak: Only you get those, you old fart.

SG: Shut up Zorak! I’d like to see you fly!

Moltar: I wish I could fly…

SG:You see, Craig, Super powers are very useful when dealing with evil band leaders, unhelpful guests and Jerry Springer. I make sure to use my powers on a regular basis, just to keep them sharp.

Craig: I can tell.

Zorak: I can’t. He still looks fat to me.

::Space Ghost Zaps Zorak::

SG: See?

Moltar: hah hah hah, Zorak you schmuck!

::another akward silence::

….

::more silence::

SG: Ok! that’s it! w’re out of time! Moltar the next guest! Actually we’re jsut going to end the show right here! good night everyone!

Craig: umm… goodnight… Space Ghost.