oooh tonight! ooooh tonight! looove gravy!

So why is everyone dancing?  They just heard the news:  Sean got laid!  weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  Finally I can stop gritting my teeth as I read about all of YOU having the best sex EVER and brag a little about my own!  We finally have one more thing on common.  I’m proud too.  Joey kept saying I’d have to think of Margaret Thatcher to keep from blowing my load before her but I managed without enlisting the aid of any wrinkley former Brittish leaders.  We snuggled all night because the room around us was 68 friggin degrees and the moment I took my trousers off I started shivering like I was gonna get frostbite.  So yeah I had to stay under the covers which was pretty tricky.  But once again it worked.  Lo!  I have seen the top o’ th’ mountain… and it is good.  And then we took a shower together the next morning, and I reaffirmed my theory that if I had a girlfriend I’d be a much cleaner man because I’d be taking showers with her every single day of my life.  Slipperyness is sexy.  So finally I feel like a true rockstar.  She was gonna suck my dick too but her hair kept tickling my sides.  She said hearing someone giggling like mad with their dick in your mouth is kind of disconcerting.  I can’t help it!  I’m extremely ticklish!  I don’t know if I could have gotten off again that night anyway.  I was hard, sure, but nothing was coming for a very long time.  I was just spent.  that’s all there is to it really.  This mystery girl shall remain anonymous so all my fair readers can fill in the blanks with their own imagination.  now I’m off to relax with a tall glass of iced tea on the back porch.  ya’ll come back now ya hear?