scaredypants!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!  Oskar scared a dragon.  Fuckin A bitch.  Papa bear just took the picanic basket AND the hunney.  See Oskar has this feat called "intimidating rage" where he can designate 1 opponent within 30 feet to "demoralize" or basically scare the shite out of one thing in his line of sight.  And Oskar won.  Because he’s Papa Bear.  And Papa Bear will RAPE goldilocks if he ever sees that bitch again.  You don’t MESS with Papa Bear’s porridge, oh no!  So here’s the situation:  We’re on a road travelling north and the sun is setting, and we see a caravan of halflings, only they aren’t talking or laughing or even smiling.  they’re all looking up in the sky behind us and so we turn around and there’s this large red dragon right in the air behind us.  the first thing Oskar does?  flys into a rage and stands there braced for an attack.  The goody goody paladin stands there talking to the bloody thing in a language Oskar can’t understand and so Papa Bear roars bloody murder with a "RRRRAAAAGH!"  and manages to scare the dragon.  only due to a longass drawn out debate of how intimidation works, vs. how demorilization works, vs. how intimidating rage works vs. the differences between 3.0 and 3.5 vs. why he’d fly into a rage the moment he saw a dragon I ended up saying, you know what?  fuck it I take it back.  and so we ended up not doing that and goody goody paladin got to continue his conversation.  well… in all honesty that paladin is one horny bastard…  oh yeah!  We ended up playing D&D again tonight.  ok later.