I’VE GAINED 4 STRENGTHLINESS!
ok yall… this is the best RPG EVER. you have to join. it’s called The Kingdom of Loathing. http://www.kingdomofloathing.com I mean… just look at the encounter I just had!
You’re fighting a Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
You know how sometimes a Mad Scientist will have an assistant? Well, sometimes those assistants have assistants, and that’s what this Knob Goblin is. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, though, so watch out.
He gets the jump on you.
He forks you in the eye. He blinded you with SCIENCE! Oof!
You lose 1 hit point.
also:
You’re fighting a fiendish can of asparagus
In the Haunted Pantry, you’re attacked by a fiendish can of asparagus. Cans of asparagus aren’t normally all that scary, but this one’s got a knife!
You get the jump on it.
You hit for 6 damage. BAM! WHAMMO! SOCKO!
You win the fight!
You gain 5 Meat.
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You gain 1 Beefiness.
ouch! the fucker! but yeah, this is NOT anime it’s stick figures. so anyone who may have been worried abotu that sara, dont.</p