THEY’RE FRUITS, BITCH!

ok so before I get to the title, I want to tell a little abotu some movies I’ve seen recently, since I haven’t been keeping perfectly up to date.  Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy- decent comedy, but it could have had a little more to do with the original book.  They didn’t even mention why towels were so important.  I give it 3 and a half stars for effort.  SW Episode 3- I thought it was an ok action flick but I have some problems with the directing.  I thus have one final thing to say about it:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  3 stars.

ok.  now that that is settled, today Joe the drummer was moving in with Joey the guitarist.  now all the rest of my band lives in Hutto.  One time this guy we know Sean was calling up this other guy we know, Josh and Sean says" hey man where are you?"  and Josh says "I’m in Hutto."  Sean says "Hutto?  Whats in Hutto?"  Josh says "Nothing!  that’s how much you SUCK!"  that remains true of Hutto to this day.  We’ve been auditioning other people, but they deserve thier own entry so I’ll just give Clint a mention because he’s our best prospect.  Likes video games like we do and has some great advice.  anyhow, today’s entry revolves around helping Joe move.

So yesterday Joe asked me if I could come over with my truck to help him move his stuff, and so I almost got all the way there today when I realized I didn’t have my phone, or my wallet.  I pulled up at his apartment and no one was there and I thought hmmmm… I really need some tea to think about this!  If I can’t call them and they aren’t here then they must be in Hutto.  So I went to the 7-11 and picked out some arizona iced teas for myself and crack one open on the way to Hutto, when who do I see at the first stop light?  Joe and Joey!  and they’re on thier way back so I loop around and come back and we start loading shit into the cars.  while we’re packing Joe, Joe’s roommate and his girlfriend get back, and he goes off into his room while she stays out to talk to us or something.  in the piles of rubble I find something that looks like an orange mushroom with a droopy croissant on its head with eyes and I ask her "what’s this?"  and she says something like "its carol the carrot from veggie tales!"  and I look at her and say "heh… that’s like the first vegetable I’ve ever seen in that show."  and she says "Well, what about Bob the tomato and gary the cucumber?"  and I drop the carrot thing and before I know it the words pop out of my mouth "They’re FRUITS, bitch!"  Joey was about to pee himself laughing.  hence the title of this entry.  long set up I know, but I mean come on!  I can’t stand it when someone tries to argue with me about something and I know they’re wrong and I can prove it.  Just for the record, a vegetable is either the leaf, stem, or root of a plant, by definition.  the fruit is what grows from the flower to bear the seeds of the plant.  all fruits have at least 1 seed.  that’s the distinction.

but also on this trip we decided to name Wal-mart the palace of evil.  it’s supposed to be said in spanish but we dont’ know the proper words.  Hopefully one of my hispanic readers can help us out!  If you know the words "palace" and "evil" in spanish let me know!  anyway I just cleaned out my truck, and I’m muddy and sweaty and I smell like ass and the inside of a new car.  by the way my parents want me to sell my truck.  I’m asking $7000 for it, it’s in great running condition, everything has been restored and it’s a stick shift.  1965 ford F100 in metallic blue paint, sidestep, nice chrome headache rack, and its own tool box.  I call him Frosty.  He’s a lot like me and he doesn’t like starting up in cold weather or wet weather, but with the proper motivation he’ll truck through absolutely anything.  Anyway I’m gonna go now.