Jail Is So Hot

those are some pretty vile words to be coming out of a 107 year old.

celebrities shouldnt be able to get away with acting like an irresponsible piece of shit jus b/c they have money & fame. that whore is a stupid bitch. rock on.

thanks, now i feel stupid and to simple….i guess i’ll always be a country bumpkin.

Seeing as how I already am, whatever. Paris Hilton is the best thing that’s ever happened to pop culture. (Why are you such a racist homophobe lately, wtf, man)

so your telling me; i don’t know anything about bumpkin, . . . . . . . . lady. i’m missing my front two teeth.

In 10 years will it really matter? We all know Paris is a turd. But she’s rich so she’ll do her two days in jail, get out, get more publicity than ever, and then life will go on. Your petition reeks. lol

Okay. Since you nagged and whined and bitched at my I signed the goddamn thing. Will you leave me alone now?!?! Sheesh, I tell ya.

Lots of people drink and drive and get away with it. Is it right? No. Should Paris be extra-punished just because she’s in the spotlight? No. And as for the LAW – it’s also against the law to speed, to drive without socks and engage in oral sex. Think about it. We’d all be in jail if we got caught for every single illegal thing we do. Have some insight.

I don’t know if I’ve ever known any man who wasn’t a porn man. For me you come off as being soft and small. And I’m so glad you like Death By Chocolate! I’m not in love with them, Life Without Buildings though, sometiems. It’s still a dimwitted excuse for a joke, I’m really not prudish, it’s just… ah! it’s like saying you smell like nlggers if you don’t sign this. Okay, I’m done.

I know. I know, I know, I know. Sorry, you’re right.

hmmm yes I would have to agree with you. –kelci

I mean, whatever. It’s just weird to me that you’re spending all this time and energy on Paris Hilton.

Arnold said that he has other, more important things to do than worry about giving Paris Hilton a pardon. I figure that whether or not I sign the petition, she’s going to jail and serve her time. I think we’re good here.

Whoah. Look at all the notes. And a lot of them seem to be note conversations too. Oh, the uproar. I think you have enough signatures. My John Hancock on your thingy would only serve to falsely imply that I care about the world beyond my own selfish interests. Frankly, I care as much about whatever Paris Hilton has or hasn’t done recently about as much as I care about world hunger (ie. zero). =P

Oh, PS:- Now that I’m gay, what should I do? Does this come with a downloadable PDF manual or something? I’m going to miss boobs. =(

(If you dont sign this, you=gay)your so right,i am gay and proud of it and i do think anyone does the crime,does the time,no matter who they are.. be nice if being gay wasn’t such a “bad” thing,and that its used as you have,,homophbia is not ok..gjs