5/5/07

Doesn’t my skin have a healthy glow?
Ive reached that magical age i always swore I’d die before I saw: I like my freckles.
I think its from the Vitamin Water and Jergens original cherry-almond lotion I slather on in place of showering sometimes. I also like taking pills, so I buy those kids Hello Kitty vitamins (that are just kind of gummie bears but with zinc and other fun minerals)…anyway, I buy the gummie ones to distract me from my pills-are-fun thing that makes me feel like a bad druggie.

Your age declares, “ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN!” Whatever man, whatever. You are not Methuselah. By the way, is that your BACK?! I had a hard time figuring out what part of your body that was.

LOL That’s the top part of your chest. I’m a dumbass. hehehe Yes, you have a natural glow. Jesus, shopin’ for compliments, ain’tcha?!

Aw. your freckles look lovely. I don’t get them. I just get uneven tans and very, very light sunburns that go away in a day. Not nearly as cool.

Venomous

May 10, 2007

I take pills by the handful, but they’re cutting me off the good ones. Motherfuquers. I’m not addicted, I just can’t get any kind of scan to prove why I’m in pain! Stupid damn body.