I’m the dependent one? Really….

 so I’m known for being the biggest slacker around, but guess what when someone want’s something who do they text first? that’s right this guy? I just don’t understand it why do people call me a slacker and then come to me in their time of need? also I don’t understand why people go around taking leaks in my corn flakes and wonder why were not BFF’s any more? really people…… Also where are all the women that have some kind of life going for them? that’s just a side note. God I love it lol.