The Goldberg Incident

 so it was new years eve and I was next to the river at a bar. I’m standing here just waiting on my vodka, and I turn and look at this chick and she says "you got your new years kiss yet?" I say "nope not yet" and we start making out for a minute, and then she tells her girl friends that she was my first kiss of the night, so I make out with the other two. well I’m feeling pretty good, and ready to make some things happen. so I I see the little group I made out with and "Goldberg" is standing in front of them, and I’m thinking well damn he can’t be with all three of them so I took my pick of the three and moved up on her. well it’s pretty needless to say I picked the wrong one, this crazy son of a bitch pushes the girl down into some bar stools and looks at me and says "get your mother fucking hands off my girl or I’m going to rip you fucking arms off" so I’m standing here thinking did this just really go down or is the booze. I’m standing and I’m not really one of those dudes that backs down very easy but I had to look at the circumstances, he had maybe a foot on me and at least 100 pounds and looked like he could back up his clame of "ripping my fucking arms off" and he had his crew with him, well my crew was no were to be found there was about 10 people to the left and 10 people to the right and a bar followed by the river behind that and I’m thinking maybe this isn’t the best location to knock heads. well I get Goldberg mother fucker calmed down again and I turn around and get my drink I’ve been waiting 10 minutes on, and I’m thinking I don’t need this shit flaring back up if I see this dude on the sidewalk when I’m baby sitting 3 other drunk fucks. I ended up making real good friends with Goldberg before I left. oh and also I got to feel a so called 6000 dollar pair of tits, my official stance is she got ripped off, and the tits may have been 6 grand but the face was a 5 in the parking lot.