Attack!!!

So I’m at uni and was sitting under the trees eating my lunch… and then this kookaburra flies down and lands less then 2 feet away from me just looking at me eating my lunch… i tried to shake my hand at him to get him to go away… but he didnt so i get a long sick thinking it’d make him fly away but i moved it right over to him and tapped his feet with it but he didnt budge…

So i figured that i’d just keep eating and ignore him… and that seemed to work… he sat there for a while just watching me then flew back to the tree.

So i forgot about him and went back to eating.

then after a few mins, just as i was raising a bit of cheese to my mouth, i notice this thing comming staright for me!!!!!! in fright i shove the cheese in my mouth and when he noticed that it wasnt there anymore then he swerved at the last min… like 3 feet from my face…. he then sat on the ground and watched me again.

I decided it wasnt worth the risk of eating the rest of my lunch there so i packed up and left….

I came to the library and wrote this… i didnt feel like fighting anyone for my lunch… i’ll finish it later…