Crazy Theif Man

Well it’s been a while since I’ve writen, or had time to write in here…. but I’ve got a few mins now (even tho there’s plenty of things I could be doing) and I want to get down what happened a bit over a week ago before i forget about it….

Sally and I were behind the counter at work doing a gay sex quiz cause we were bored and wanted to pass the time… when all of a sudden there came shouts and a men running into the store from the centre outside. now from what I could gatherthere was 2 men being chased by one man shouting ‘hey stop them stop them!’ or some such and they ran in and discovered that there was no exit on this level. So (god knows why) they tried pressing the button for the lift (yeah heaps good escape, particulally cause our lift is the slowest in the world) but when it didn’t turn up in time and the guy chasing them cought up with them they turned around and ran out into the centre again…

we then heard many shouts and grunts and crashes of signs and things being knocked over etc when eventually one of the crazy theif men came running back into the store not being chased by anyone (we found out later that one had be caught and was being detained by the security).

so this one guy runs back in towards the lift again it opens just as he reaches it (thats how slow it is) but he must have decied that it was a death trap cause he doesnt go in… instead he heads into the corner that has all the baby books and toys in it… (I’m not sure why as this is a dead end… we are one story up from ground level at this end and the windows are faily small and dont open)

I think to myself  "I dont get paid enough, there’s security coming" so I wait behind the counter… sally on the other hand goes up to the baby corner and starts asking him " what are you doing? where are you going?" he then jups up on the window sill knocking off all the toys and books that were up there. at which point sally starts screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" etc…

I’m giving comentary over the headsets/walkietalkies at which point I was saying "there’s a crazy guy up here, he’s started kicking the the window!!" people elsewhere in the store later told me that I was giving this wild comentary and they could hear sally in the backgroud screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!" then all of a sudden they heard a smash…. he had smashed in the window and I had let go of the button on the mic so people poeple who were listening thought that something had happened to me….

but really he had smashed the window and sally went into hysterics! "OH MY GOD!!! HE’S JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!!! OH MY GOD!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!????" etc. there is a awning outside the window that he was walking on then he sung himself down and ran away….

It was CRAZY!!!!! sally then went into shock when we found out from security that they had performed an armed robery in the centre and were trying to escape…. she couldn’t believe that she had tried to stop him when he could have a gun….

wow…. it was quite a day! then all the formal stuff happened, sally had to write a statement for the police, the managers had to get the window fixed…. and I went home before long cause this all happened right before I fisnhed work….

and we never got to finish the gay sex quiz cause when I got back to work the next week the mag with it in had sold out! 🙁 hehehe