This is dedicated to my dick…aka Claire

 Hi there
folk, this is an entry to appease my roommate Claire who has-just now
in fact-demanded to be included in my open diary…here goes…
Oh Claire, my Claire
There’s something in your hair
And I don’t mean to stare
Has it always been there?

Oh…it’s a bow.

Haha, scared you, didn’t I Claire?  She ate today!  isn’t
that great?  I’m so happy for her!  Haha!  Stupid
maintenence FIX OUR FUCKING DOOR BITCHES!

Claire this…Claire that
I think I’ll buy her
A really nice hat!

I’m the rhyming MASTER

This is so silly

Claire, let’s watch Alice in Wonderland, or Finding Neverland?  Ta!

PS- All nighter-here I come