Drag Queen Wannabe

She sat down in he chair and asked the woman, "So how long does this normally take anyway?" The woman answered, "15 minutes normally" "Great!" She said and began the process of a full makeover for her wedding on her lunch break. Unfortunantly, 15 minutes turned into and hour and by the time she lifted the mirror to look at herself she almost screamed. "What do you think?" "It’s very… Different." The girl CLEARLY did not take into account anything that she had to say during that hour-long meeting in the folding chair. When she got back to work, even the color-blind guy made a comment. After washing her face for the fourtieth time she decided that she liked her own face plain and simple, and that looking like a drag-queen wannabe was overrated…