your face is inappropriate

Earlier, I wasn’t feeling so good. When one of my coworkers asked if I was ok, I told the truth and said, “no, I don’t feel so good. My stomach feels icky.”

He replied “Me too. I pissed out my ass twice today.”

“WHAT?????”

“When I went to the toilet. Only water came out of my ass like guuuusssssshhhhhhh.”

Now I enjoy a good poop discussion as much as (more than) the next person but (a) heelloooo… I’m already nauseated and (b) um… you coulda just told me you had diahrea.

Later… a similar opening with another coworker. His response? A rather matter-of-fact: “That’s a symptom of pregnancy. You’re pregnant.”

Holy inappropriate conversations today. Though I suppose I ought to be used to it by now.