public. service. announcement.

To all my exes and potential future exes.

First and foremost, you are not allowed to move on before I do

You are not allowed to call me after the breakup for a hookup, be it one day, one week, one month, or one year later.

If you do move on, I don’t want to hear you gush over her. And I especially don’t want you to give me the list of all the girls you really truly loved, ESPECIALLY when my name is not on that list. It fucking hurts.

When she breaks your heart, I don’t want to hear about it. Unless I can laugh and say “I told you so” or “Now you know how it feels”

You’re not allowed to complain to me that you’re alone on Valentine’s day. Because goddammit it’s your fucking fault.

But god help me, you’ll never see me cry….

It is nice to finally hear from you again. I miss your notes and emails. Do you still use OD Boards? I use it stil, but not as much as I used to. Thanks for your note on the Salmonella caused by peanut butter entry. I shared that in OD Boards, but the images wouldnl’t show up in OD Boards, but that is ok. How have you been and what have you been up to? What made you write this entry and how many exs have you had? How did you get the squares in front of each statement?