mini bitch rant *that means read at your own risk*

Am I the only person on the face of the earth that actually wants to be surprised for Christmas?? Like seriously… getting asked every 10 minutes, “can’t i have just a little hint” is really fucking annoying. ESPECIALLY when I already told you that even the tiniest hint would give it away. And dammit asking me point blank questions like ‘does it have a picture of an apple on it?’ isn’t cool either. I’m not gonna fucking lie to you for chrissakes. I know you’re trying to figure out if I got you an iPod. Short answer? You’ll freaking find out on christmas, when people are SUPPOSED to find out what they got. And dammit if that’s not good enough for you I’ll just return it and you wont get a fucking thing. How do you like them apples????

sorry, this ended up aimed at one specific person *you know who you are* but its aimed at everyone who’s been prodding me for hints in the last couple weeks.