variations on a theme

what part of your daily routine would you most like to eliminate?

Waking up.

Think about it. Few people like waking up, getting out of bed. Even more especially so in the winter months when getting out of bed means freezing your tail end off. But if you never wake, never get out of bed, then you don’t have to do anything else. Then the rest of the day, you wouldn’t have to do either. Showering bother you? Don’t gotta do it if you’re sleeping. Eating annoy you? If you’re sleeping… you don’t have to eat. How about driving? Isn’t that irritating? I wouldn’t reccommend driving to a sleeping person. How about just dealing with other people in general. Don’t wake up, and you won’t have to look at them, speak with them, or be affected in anyway by them. Wouldn’t that be grand?

A variation.

Going to sleep.

Do you ever go to bed, with a hundred things running through your mind? Knowing that you didn’t even come close to accomplishing everything you needed to? Well if you never went to bed, you’d have at least an additional 6-10 hours (depending on your sleep schedule) in which to do things. Doesn’t that sound lovely?