OMG they actually exist

You know those people that you never think really exist? The ones that lean to such an extreme that you honestly believe they can’t be anything more than a Hollywood stereotype?

Well, last night at work, Natalie and I actually found one that wouldn’t have to act to fit into the Valley Girl persona.

It started out like any other customer at a gas station/convenience store. This girl and her boyfriend stop to get gas, and come into the store to pay.

The minute she walks into the store, we greet her, only to be met with a comment about how they’d just been busted for speeding, doing 148 KM/H … but it’s alright because “the cop was cute, and thought she was, so he cut her a deal”. By this time, Natalie and I are shooting glances at each other that say “Oh my God, these type of people really exist”.

Of course, it gets better. She splashes herself with hot coffee, and in her best Valley Girl Cheerleader voice, exclaims “Owww! I’m gonna sue!”, followed by whimpers to her boyfriend and laughing.

Rolling my eyes at her antics, I slide the ice pack out from under the creamer bin and point her to it, subliminally making fun of her in the process … and she ACTUALLY PUTS HER HAND ON IT!

Luckily for the customers, Natalie didn’t see what had happened, and didn’t know why the tray was slid out until after they’d left. If she’d seen it, I swear she would’ve been rolling on the floor with laughter and unable to serve the other customers.

Now, coupled with the hilarious reality that these people truly exist, the words “Im gonna sue” has become a buzzword to incite laughter at work.