you have molested my eyes with your buttcrack!!

ok i know  im showing my age with this one but it jsut must be said…

Pull up your freakin pants i dont want to see your asscrack!!!

back in the day when i was a kid  it was  ripped up  holey jeans. and i wanted to wear them just as much as the other kids so that i would be ‘cool’ too.  but my ripped up  jeans  NEVER  showed my ass!!
i went to the DMV today after work and saw no less then half a dozen young kids and thier buttcracks!!  i now know more about these kids then i EVER wanted to know!!  why do thier parents allow them to dress like that is beyond me.  i know  they are ‘expressing thier induviduality’ .. but truely how different are they  when EVERYONE ELSE is doing it too?

i’ve definatly gone loola over this one.  i swear if i see one more buttcrack today im gonna pants the little bastard!! maybe i should anyway!  i bet thy learn to pull up thier damn pants!!  UGH !!

im surprised i didnt go hysterically blind!  i know a woman that suffered temporary hysterical blindness when she caught her son makeing out with his girlfriend in the basement!!  perhaps  sunglasses will help?  i can feel my vision dimming .. it must be late onset  semi irritated hysterical blindness!! quick someone get me a cute Dr!!!

ok /rant off 

im done now

maybe…

ya ok im done.