who knew red bull supported bestiality?

yes that’s right. red bull, the energy drink of skinny, unathletic white boys everywhere, supports bestiality… i just washed a commercial where this guy was chasing a duck, and the duck starts flying away. the guy drinks a red bull and starts flying after the duck. he then proceeds to unbutton his pants and :::cut to duck::: duck screams.

“because RedBull gives you wings.”

WTF!!! is anyone else as disturbed as i am by this? or is it just me?  i feel violated… not as much as the duck, but still violated in a way that is not good.  i think it’s time to switch energy drinks… now for AMP.