carnal menu
massage
play
kiss
stroke
rip
undress
suck
mount
fuck
press
push
drive
bite
moan
claw
groan
collapse
customer favourites:
gasp
arch
giggle
bind
massage
play
kiss
stroke
rip
undress
suck
mount
fuck
press
push
drive
bite
moan
claw
groan
collapse
customer favourites:
gasp
arch
giggle
bind
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oh but i can think of so many more options for such a restaurant
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Yep. That sounds about right. ;p
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I don’t like how they are all stubbornly, uniformly left aligned! fuk the man! BOOOO! who the fuk wrote this shit?
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you forgot gasp and arch 😉
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forgot giggle too ya … gotta get some. well, sounds like a real blast anyway 😉 YA BABY!
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…ooh, let’s put ‘bind’ in there someplace, yea? Such fun.
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Does it come in buffet-style?
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