Go Figure
I have just figured it out to date in the last 5 weeks I have terminated 8, count it 8, staff. Come 230 this arvo it will be 9. Tomorrow I have 14 interviews after fishing through 40+ résumé’s, and I’m sure I will be just as short tempered as I usually am. Morale of this story? Don’t work for me, I’m a cu*t.
I went for a walk yesterday arvo, not a stroll, a walk, walk. 3 hours of huffing and puffing and not in the good way, it gave me justification to sitting around the house not doing anything for the rest of the day. I’ve been told it is good for the heart and clears the head. Plus it helps with my sleeping apparently, which brings me to my next topic of conversation:
Hypnotherapy.
I’m looking into getting it done to help with my sleeping. It’s not that I don’t sleep properly cause I do, I can sleep through world war 3 if need be, its how I sleep that bothers me. I’m a violent sleeper, I tent to get a bit cranky and beat whoever happens to be next to me up. Also I want to see if it can help for smoking, and the termination there of.
I’ve hit a wall with my studies. I’ve got write a HR proposal and performance appraisal tool to go with a case study provided, I’m fcuked! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO IT, ARGH! HELP!!! I’m sure I can figure out how to do it, after many attempts and filures to do it. Crap crap crap.
I was talking to a friend yesterday who was telling me about this looser guy that we used to know, he was a rather respectable business man who had his own consultancy business, worth a bit of money but was a totally sleaze (liked ‘em young and pink you see). He had a midlife crisis at the age of 30, took up DJ-ing started taking copious amounts of narcotics, then sold his house, company and moved interstate about 6 months ago. I don’t like him due to certain circumstances, and apparently he is now a resident DJ at one of Sydney’s prominent Gay night clubs, Grrr – Looser. Ruin my club why don’t you!
Okay I’m off to fire a lazy bitch.
Song for the day: KD Lang – Consequences Of Falling (BuZZ-Boi’s 2004 Peter Rauhofer Radio Edit)
LPH
im confused whats a liberan…
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WHO IS THE GAY DJ??? CAN I COME WORK FOR YOU??? GARDENING OR SOMETHING??? I HAVE GOT NO EXPERIENCE WITH THAT SORT OF THING BUT I AM A NICE PERSON TO WORK WITH!!!!
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I hope the hypnotherapy works, love. You need to get of those nasty cigs.
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I really wannna get hypnotized to get rid of my smoking, but I dont know whether to book myself the appointment, I just love my fags too much! I’d give it a try tho if I were you…might as well..
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Taking Narcotics is not something you should be taking judgement on considering the amount of Crystal Meth that i am sure is still lodged in your lungs *note huffing and puffing* It’ll probably come back to haunt you earlier than later which i suppose is nice:) x
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The prominent club that he has supposedly ruined I’m also a resident DJ at – and from the mouth of the GM, he’s provided such a sudden and positive impact to revenue that he’s now a main resident. BTW – Loser is only spelt with one ‘O’.
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a few comments; filures is a nice word, care to tell us what it means? Human resources really does sound like your forte, I mean where else can you get such boring twits who reek of hypocrisy:) Lastly, please refer to comments above re: Sleep deprivation in relation to above comments re excessive Crystal meth, but then again, If i had your hair *style* i would feel hard done by as well x
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Oh you sound like such a tosser! I shudder to think of someone like you *actually* being able to fire an employee, but i guess power like that would make you a “performance appraisal” tool – hahaa! Methinks its time to get off your ego trip mate. But it sounds like your real problem is just DJ envy. Its a shame that jealousy can turn most of us into shallow, bitter queens isnt?
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man, no. I’m a software engineer and have been since I graudated from university. “who had his own consultancy business” – I have never owned any business, let alone a consultancy business. “worth a bit of money” – you’ll be happy to know that my nett worth is more than it was when you knew me, not that we should measure success by such things. “a totally sleaze (liked em young and pink you
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see).” – this is quite subjective and up to your personal opinion, I guess. I just suggest you feel comfortable with your own behaviour before making judgement on others. “midlife crisis at the age of 30” – time warp? I’m still only 28, you know. “took up DJ-ing” – yes, this is correct! amazing! “started taking copious amounts of narcotics” – once again, are you comfortable with your own
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behaviour? “sold his house” – yes – wise investment decision in the current property market climate. Made a significant amount of capital growth out of that. “company” – well, no. See above. “moved interstate about 6 months ago” – it was over a year ago now. All those sleep issues must have you losing track of time. “I dont like him due to certain circumstances” – yes, you’ve made this
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abundantly clear, although you’ve never given me any personal reasons why. I’m sure you’ve discussed them amongst your own friends, though. “he is now a resident DJ at one of Sydneys prominent Gay night clubs” – yes I am. Playing rather major sets, too. Thank you for the advertisement. “Ruin my club why dont you!” – your club? I thought you didn’t like Stonewall. Certainly, i remember
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it being difficult to get you to go anywhere other than the Shift, although i had an enjoyable night with you at Queer Nation @ Home once. Now, I’m not even going to speculate about your opinion about me. I’m sure you have your reasons, and I’m not particularly interested in them. Drew came back from his trip to Canberra full of praise for how you had changed, and how interested you were
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in what I’d been up to. I think it’s plain to see now. It’s interested to see that you call someone that sets out to achieve something in life, and then achieves them, is a loser. You might be happy to know that my career as a software engineer has progressed thanks to my move to a larger skills/job market – something you should understand from your position in HR. Have a nice life, James.
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I’m sure you will close ranks around yourself, block your diary from other people to see, and justify your own comments by distorting your memory of events again. It must be a very comfortable, if unchallenging way to live. Thanks to the other DJ from Stonewall – your comments were kind, and they also apply to your meteoric rise there too. Shane
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Oh, by the way, as I’m sure Brenden will get to read this… Brenden – I miss you. You can be such a sweet guy and a good friend. I’m sorry all this shit happened, and was pleased to see you last time i was in Canberra. Hope you’re enjoying life 🙂
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I have known the person you are talking about since before he moved to Canberra. Thankfully I don’t know you.
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I am young and pink and hereby offer my nubile bottom to any sleazy DJs that might be reading kthx
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I have one thing to say about the DJ in question – hes good on top.
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After reading this string I feel compelled to at my own two cents. I have known the “DJ in question” for 8 years (since I was 16) and obviously missed out on his “sleazy” advances (damn!). I have only seen him go from strength to strength, something which has obviously p*ssed some people off (envy is so rare in the gay scene too). Keep rockin DJ 😛
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Would someone like to punch my joot?
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God Shane – where you like speeding off your nutt when you wrote thoes notes… Build a bridge.. Get over it… James – I could not agree more, bravo *baby claps* xxx
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I don’t need a bridge, thanks. I’m happily on the side of the river I want to be on, and don’t intend crossing it. Shane
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BTW Shane – Brendan would not touch you to scratch you! People only put up with you because they have to… like a bad smell, you are… forever lingering… *more baby claps* ND
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I don’t feel compelled to put up with Shane because I have to. I always having a great time with him – both when we’re working cause he’s an awesome DJ, and when we’re not working cause he’s an awesome friend. Murray
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I really think this is over and done with. Move on people. http://www.opendiary.com/entryview.asp?authorcode=D505272&entry=10058&mode
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Hmm, I believe Loser was spelt with two O’s to emphasise the loser factor… Looooosssseeerrr Get it? Loser…
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It’s a common spelling mistake made by the mentally inept – mistaking lose for loose. It would have been obvious that it was an attempt to elongate the loser branding if there were at least 3 O’s, but alas.
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You are not always right… so get over it. How old are you? It’s not very apparent with the conversation that you are having…
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METH IS IN!
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People only judge and put down others when they are unhapy in their own life – its called projection. I f you focus on making your own life what u want it to be rather the worthing about others DJ careers – or whatever – u will be a far happier person.
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OMG! HE IS SAYING YOU ARE A LOOOOOOSSSSEEERRRR! AND HE WAS PROBABLY SAYING YOU ARE LOOSE TOO! AS WE BOTH HAVE SAID, IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, DON’T READ IT! IT IS A OPEN DIARY – NOT A RIGHT WING, COMMUNIST F*CKING PARTY! AS FOR YOUR DJing “CAREER” – IF YOU CAN’T TAKE CRITISIM, YOUR IN THE WRONG INDUSTRY… and, 1, 2 ,3 – breath…. That is all…
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It’s very novel of you to suggest that ‘if you dont like it, dont read it’, then suggest that this is a public, open diary. You should understand that anyone who has a public profile should be entitled to respond to public (yet in this case, very personal) attacks/comments such as these. Make up your mind.
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Oh, as for being gracious in accepting criticism – I agree. Any professional should be able to accept constructive criticism, however these personal (and unfounded) attacks are not critique. If you wish to make some constructive criticism, make a point regarding his music style, or his mixing ability. Oh – you can’t? Of course, because Shane rocks as a DJ. Jealousy is tough. I know sweetie.
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WHO THE F*CK IS SHANE???? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???? ALL YOU NANCY PANTS P00FTERS NEED TO SETTLE DOWN A BIT…. GROWN ADULTS GETTING YOUR F*CKING PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER NOTHING!!! WHO CARES IF TISK THINKS SHANE IS FAT AND CAN’T PLAY?? SHANE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T LIKE JAMES EITHER!!! EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION, SURE, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO CARRY ON ABOUT IT LIKE A BUNCH OF F*CKING NUFTYS????
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Me? Jealous of Shane? Which bit… *being over weight? *having the attention span of a 6 y/o? *being single & lonely? *have a drug addiction? *working in a second rate trade? *having the facial features of a monkeys arse? I am sorry, which part am I jealous of sweetie??? Hmmm? P.S Next time ou leave a note Andy, why don’t you sign your name…
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you wern’t laughing so loud when you gave me the clap James!
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Over It, really. I’m sure you all have better things to do with your time than continue this conversation. If you seem compelled enough, you need to get your own space. LPH P.S Can’t have been this James, I have never had any STD.
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This is fun! AGAIN! AGAIN! *claps!*
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