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I now pass on this very serious caveat, purely for your personal edification and not because it highlights how perfectly idiotic all the shaved apes actually are: medical experts are urging strung out partiers not to use "ice cube enemas" to revive their friends from drug overdoses. Somehow the rumour has spread that putting ice cubes up the ass of someone suffering from a GHB

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma-Hydroxybutyric_acid

http://www.projectghb.org/what_is_ghb.htm

 overdose could help revive them but according to an expert from the National Drug and Alcohol Research Centre, not only would an ice cube enema do absolutely nothing, the practice could be dangerous as putting an object up the ass of someone who isn’t expecting it can cause something called a "vagal" reaction which can potentially stop blood flow to the brain (how do they test stuff like this?).

 This matter should not be treated as a joke added the "expert," who also warned that charges of sexual assault could result from anyone tormenting their friends in this way. "The sight of the incapacitated person with their pants around their ankles having people inserting ice cubes is beyond humiliating and potentially dangerous," he concluded.

So, yeah….. you can stop laughing any time now.