7/13/08

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written
on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing ‘father’s
details;’or putting it another way….. Who’s ya Daddy? These are genuine
excerpts from the forms….

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of
the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind.  I
can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so
good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can
you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see
if he’s had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception was
ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia’s dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look
the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?  Child B who
was also borned at the same time…. well, I don’t have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier
in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than
going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained
unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby,
after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure
which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right – you are all paying taxes to support them.