out came the sun and it dried up all the rain

Dear Diary:

 

“I heard you’re cool, you’re mellow.
Pick ’em up, just ta let ’em down.”

 

 

Like the evil spider woman that I am I spun a very complex web that took over two weeks and eventually caught my kill.  Remember:

 

“Well somewhere in between the bullshit and the sex, webs shot forth, from my wrists and before I could stop it I had spun the most intricate of webs to catch that crazy bitch fly so I can drain her of every ounce of will and hope.  It’s all rather unfortunate and I am unimpressed at how quick my spinning chops came back to me.

 

“It’s shame, baby, but I always know…
Just the way, you’re gonna do, oh no-oh.

Oh, no-oh….”

 

 

This Wednesday I felt a little tug on my silky spiderness and sure enough she wants added as Big Bad’s friends.  Of course, as soon as he does that he drops her right into my waiting web.  I asked if he was going to add her and he said no but I suggested he add her and ignore her like he does everyone else. 

 

But the plagues are coming….the frogs, the gnats, the locust, the blood and the darkness.  I’ll bet money Kerry’s up to something simply because she added Mellie to her friends list and ali as well.  It’s like a cliché of twinks all leftover from Big Bad.”

 

 

Before I added her I created an entire cyber life,one "robin", including a friends network…  Now 2 years ago he cut off ties with Kerry by telling her he had a girlfriend named “robin” because we were still so far in the closet you’d need Niecey Nash just to find us. 

 

Then Kerry was added to as a friend.

 

 

“Friday night, the party light.
You were actin like…
Everything was alright.”

 

 

 

I waited and waited while Big Bad and “robin” exchanged tête-à-têtes over Facebook and many of us watched and giggled to ourselves bemusedly.  Then I made my move and again removed Kerry from his friends list. She squirmed and wriggled and drew herself into my web like any good fresh kill would do.  She sent Big Bad an email invited him to her birthday and denouncing whomever removed her from Facebook.

 

I told Big bad what was what and his response was, as follows, verbatim,

 

“Tell

her I can’t go, tell her I have a gig, hell, tell her anything you want.”

 

And there you have it and there it is …. ANYTHING I WANT.

 

So I did   I told her what I wanted.  I did it knowing that when she got the email she would confront him at work.  I did it  knowing that he would claim authorship of the email with or without knowing what it said (I cc’d it to all his addresses).  She called him at work and asked if he wrote it and he dutifully said “yes”, and added that he meant what he said (good dog).

 

She then had someone else call him at work to verify the authenticity of the email,which annoyed the shit out of Big Bad, let me tell you and I still haven’t quite gotten to the bottom of why…. But I digress.

 

“But later on, with no one around…
Had me fightin for air,
Layin on the ground… oh-no….”

 

When Big Bad came home for dinner I asked him how work went.

 

“crazy, as usual”

 

“anything interesting happen because when you said (and I quoted him, verbatim), I thought Kerry might phone you”.

 

He looked at me and gave me half a sarcastic wolf grin and told me about the conversation and the subsequent call.  He never asked to see the email.  He never asked me what I said.

 

“Just a psychotic girl,
And I won’t get lost in your world….”

 

 

Oh I was nice, Diary, really sweet.  Just like the evil spider woman that I am who spun a very complex web that took over two weeks and eventually caught the intended kill. 

 

 

“I thought long and hard ’bout what I should say….”

 

 

 

Love,

 

The Original Sin