The Reaping

I had this clever idea for an entry involving pictures, but sadly somebody got to it first.  Well, dammit, I’m gonna do it anyway, and I’m gonna just steal the pictures from them to use rather than hunt them down myself!

So recently Avon came out with a new product.  I have no idea what the name of it is, but they call it an "injectable grade" product, designed to renew your skin and smooth out wrinkles.  Here’s a picture of this product.

Have a good close look at that, and think for a few minutes.  I’ll wait.  Okay, now, does that remind you of anything?  I’ll give you a hint, in the form of another picture.

Looks really similar right?  Anybody know what it is?  I’ll give you another second to think about it.  Here’s one more clue.

Holy shit!  It’s the goddamned T-Virus!  I don’t know if anybody saw it, but there was a teaser trailer for the first Resident Evil movie that showed the above product as- you guessed it- a cosmetic anti-age serum.  Is Avon secretly owned by Umbrella??  I don’t know, but what I do know is that the Zombocalypse may well be upon us.  That bright blue double helix is unmistakable, and both began existence with intention to make people look younger by de-aging the skin.  We already know the result with the one made by Umbrella in the popular video game/movie series; it’s only a matter of time before Avon becomes the harbinger of doom in real life.  Something has to be done.  I hope there’s a real B.S.A.A. (Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance) to step in and take care of this shit before we all find ourselves picking off the undead from our roofs.