oh yeah… here’s a great story

A couple of months back I had this really vivid dream where I was camping with a bunch of friends. We all set up our tents and went to sleep. I woke up a few hours later (still in the dream) because there was a bear lurking around. Knowing that I could scare it with loud noises, I proceeded to yell at the top of my lungs at it.

What I came to realize later is that I was actually yelling in real life and scared the shit out of my girlfriend.

When she asked me what was wrong I mumbled something like "just scaring away the bears" and promptly went back to sleep.