Stole this!

 Kissed any one of your OD friends? No
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn’t like? Probably
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Not really.
Been suspended from school? No
Experienced love at first sight? Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? No.
Been in a vehicle at more than 100 mph? Yes
Driven a vehicle at more than 100 mph? No
Been fired from a job? Yes
Fired somebody? No
Sang karaoke? Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes
Ever feared for your life? Yes
Seen someone die? No
Played spin-the-bottle? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Smoked a cigar? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Smuggled something into another country? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Skipped school? Yes
Eaten a bug? No
Sleepwalked? No
Walked a moonlit beach? Yes
Rode a motorcycle? No
Dumped someone? Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? Sorta
Lied to avoid a ticket? Yes
Ridden on a helicopter? Yes
Shaved your head? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Hit a home run? No
Felt like killing someone? No
Cross-dressed? No
Been falling-down drunk? A few times
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Eaten snake? No
Marched/Protested? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Puked on amusement ride? No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Yes
Been in a band? No
Knitted? No
Been on TV? Yes
Shot a gun? No
Skinny-dipped? Yes
Gave someone stitches? No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper (or other hot peppers)? Yes
Ridden a surfboard? No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes
Had surgery? Yes
Streaked? No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? No
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Passed out when not drinking? No
Peed on a bush? Yes
Donated Blood? No
Grabbed electric fence? Yes
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Eaten your kids’ Halloween candy? Don’t have kids
Killed an animal when not hunting? May or may not have run over some in my car
Peed your pants in public? No
Snuck into a movie without paying? Yes
Written graffiti? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn’t? No
Think about the future? Yes
Been in handcuffs? No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
Have a tattoo? No
Have a piercing(s)? No

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April 11, 2018

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