Oh the humanity!

Bullets people. Bullets.

• I had some tests come back abnormal and I have to go to the lady doctor. Don’t worry, that’s as TMI as I will get, but I’m freaked out. Cervical cancer runs in my family, and it happens young. My grandmother had a total hysterectomy at 30. They suspect pre-cancerous cells, which is a crap shoot. My mom had them and nothing has come of it yet (they discovered them when she was my age, and she’s in her 40s now).
• I twisted my knee moving heavy furniture yesterday. My house looks fabulous and I feel like shit. 
• I have to go back to the lady doctor tomorrow and have more tests. I’m stressed about it so I’m making lasagna from scratch, noodles, sauce basically everything except the cheese. Cooking soothes me.
• Don’s brother is staying with us for a couple of weeks. The oldest one, not the douche bag one who cheats on his wife. 
• The reason the brother is here is because he was part of a love triangle gone wrong. The whole thing ended badly, and unfortunately he was roommates with the woman and her husband. This is why you don’t sleep with married women. 
• Jacob gained two pounds in one month! He’s getting huge! 
• Angie is going to her dad’s for 6 weeks soon. I don’t know how I am going to take it. I will miss her terribly.
• Sophia is my home’s own personal Stalin. Do her bidding lest you feel her wrath!