I Don’t Have Nothin’ to Say

So I’m doing this instead —

1. Who were you with Saturday night?
My two favorite boys in the world – Matt and Oliver.

2.What were you doing?
We werrrrrrre….um….watching TV?  I seriously can’t remember, except that we drove home from Sea World, San Diego – but we got in at, like, 7:30 p.m..  It was one of three things: watching television, watching a movie, or playing Xbox/on the computer.  Yeah, we lead really exciting lives.  Really.

3. Where are you?
At work.  Shhhh.

4. Who is you with?
Besides my coworkers, no one.  And the proper grammatic structure for that question is, "Who you be with?"  Get it right.

5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Not yet.  I’ll probably hug Ernae when I see her tonight – it’s what we girls do, you know.

6. Do you love anyone right now?
Awww, I love my Baby Bug.  And my mom and dad, and the rest of my family, and all my friends, and I even love Tom Lykis.  And that’s saying a WHOLE lot.  You know..because he’s a jerk of the first-rate kind.

7. Do you have a crush on anybody?
Daniel Radcliffe.  He’s the only person to ever make me wish I was born a few years later.  No, seriously.  He’s that adorable.

8. When’s the last time you cried?
Last week sometime.  I was at work and I started laughing and, for some reason, something turned my tickle box upside-down.  I laughed and laughed and laughed.  I couldn’t talk, I was laughing so hard…and then the tears came…and I was laughing so hard that I was crying so hard that I thought I was really crying, but I was laughing.  And I couldn’t stop.  But it was fun.  It wasn’t like torture – I wanted to keep laughing like that.  It was the best laugh.  I haven’t had a laugh like that in a looooong time.  I laugh all the time, but the gut-twisting, can’t talk, tears-streaming, no-matter-what-you-do-or-anyone-says-you-can’t-stop-laughing laugh?  Haven’t had that in a while.

9. Ever been beaten up?
No, thank the Lord.  I’m a lover, not a fighter.  I’d totally get pummeled.

10. Ever thrown up in public?
Not even if I wanted to.

11. Ever passed out because of alcohol?
Nope.  I sure can hold my liquor.  That’s why I don’t do no drinkin’.

12. What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?
"I’m feeling rather gassy today."  Hey, you asked.

The FUTURE round ———-

13. Would you ever take a bullet for someone?
Whoo.  Since I’m a wuss, I’d have to say no, but I’ve often proved to be rather heroic/calm/in control during high-stress and intense situations.

14. Where would you like to live?
Just outside of Nashville.  Here’s the deal.  I love LA, but it’s no place to raise kids.  (Says the teacher.)  Los Angeles is an urban city.  Nashville is more of a metropolitan city.  I’m a metropolitan girl.  Plus I’d be close enough to my parents that we could visit each other whenever we wanted, but not so close that they’d be in my bidness all the time.

15. What kind of home would you like?
One that is paid for and big enough for my eight kids.  (HAHAHA!  KIDDING!  2 or 3, people.  2 or 3.)

16. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A wife, a mom, and MAYBE a principal…if I have the time.

17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Either teaching, or wifing…or teaching AND wifing.  If I have the time.

18. 10 years?
In Nashville, wifing and mom-ing…and maybe principaling.  If I have the time.

19. Do you plan on telling your boss to shove it any time soon?
Ohhhhh, I would love to.  I would REALLY love to.  And, if I had the guts, I would, as soon as I get a teaching job.  But I’m just not that kind of girl.

the MYSPACE round ———– (Eh…yeah, so I ganked it out of Myspace.  You know you all have one, so get over it and read about my double life as a Myspace secret agent.  You know you want to do that, too.)

20. Look at your top 8 list, who is your number 1?
My Sherbear.

21. Why is he/she number one?
She’s my WEPAH!

22. Have you ever kissed anyone on your top friends?
Yes.  My Number 1.  Wait.  Maybe that’s why she’s my number 1.

23. Ever seen any of them naked?
Mmm…is my nephew on there?  That’s right, baby.  I used to change your diapers!  AND give you baths!

24. Who was the last person to leave you a comment?
Lydia, I believe.

25. Are you good friends with this person?
I met her back in July – in person – she’s a lot of fun and I’d say we have our bonding moments.

26. How often do you log in to myspace?
Oh…once, twice, ten times a day.

27. Do you get excited by new comments/picture:
I do because I’m an attention whore.

28. Do you have any celebrities on your friends list?
Matt Riley.  Believe it.