My Eye!!! Oh, MY EYE!!! [Pictures]

The Culprit:

Top Three Reasons Why I Don’t Like Cats:
 
3.  They’re moody.  They’re like the most spoiled brat on PMS all the time.
2.  They’re not affectionate unless you’re working on something.  Then they’re splayed out all over your work purring for you to pay attention to them.  Basically, they can dish it out, but they can’t take it.

And the number one reason Cats and I aren’t friends…

Oh, don’t quite get what happened?  Let me enlighten you further:

And this was only the beginning.  Twenty minutes later:

Sorry it’s blurry, but you get the gist.  Overall, I ended up having to go to the store and drop $13 on some Benadryl and some Pinkeye drops.

And the complete and final result?

Yeah, I’m definitely without any makeup and my hair is definitely not did.

The point of my story, though, is this.  The cat screwed up my eyes enough that I have to wear glasses more than when I’m just reading a book at night.  I am now wearing them whenever I have my computer sitting in front of me.  (That’s it, glaring in my glasses, by the way.)  I’m also still putting the effing pinkeye drops in my eyes because they’re so freaking tired all the time.  I’ve decided that we’ll last till the weekend.  If I’m still having issues by Monday, it’s time to see the doctor for some steroid drops to chill these mofos out.

Beware the cats.  They fool you with their cuteness…and then they screw up your eye(s).