It’s Business Time

Ugh. So tired. It’s my own fault though. Last night I went out with Chad, Rick, Logan and Spencer (all of whom I worked with at Pizza Hut back in the day) to two bars I always thought I’d never go to. You know, the “hip” bars where women like to shake their boobies and men wear too much cologne and spend too much time on their hair. Well, that’s my impression of those places anyway. Whatevs.

It was actually fun though, and it was extra nice because the dudes kept buying me drinks and food so I didn’t have to pay for anything (YESSSS!). I know that I drank a lot, and I’ve been friends with those guys for a few years and trust them. The most fun was watching Rick and Chad karaoke country songs and 80’s ballads. I ended up getting to bed around 330-4am, and went to sleep without setting my alarm EVEN THOUGH I had to be to work at the Co-op at 11am. I woke up on my own at 9am, but the alcohol was still in my system and I didn’t feel ready to face the day. So I kept hitting snooze…until 1030. I had to get ready in literally 9 minutes, so I didn’t shower and am glad that I at least managed to put on clean-ish clothes.

I’ll just say, working at a grocery store SUCKS when you’re the mayor of Hangover-ville. Yikes. The other cashier was an older lady who did lots of partying back in the day so she had a few laughs at my expense. Anyhoo, I survived and got through my 7.5 hour shift without experiencing drunk stumbles or barfy times.

You know how I briefly mentioned leaving a note on that dude’s car at the Co-op? I talked to him today. He told me that he got the note and was wondering what I had in mind in regards to hanging out, and I told him that I wasn’t sure because I don’t usually do very interesting things. He seems to understand (or, dare I say, appreciate) my self-deprecating humor, which is awesome. One of the most annoying things to me is when, after I say something like that, people ask for clarification. ‘Why don’t you think the things you do are interesting?’ etc. Ugh.

We’re going to try to figure out something to do later, probably after work one day, so I should probably ask him about the types of things he likes to do when I see him at work again. Hopefully that will be soon-ish because I clearly have a patience problem (that’s what made me leave the note in the first place, after all). He was kindof awkward which is charming, but I think I’m still that Awkward Master. I have an Awkward black belt. Well, I at least feel like I should.

Anyway, I’m tired. I’ll leave you with my most favorite video right now that makes me LOL IRL:

When I first encountered this video I watched the freak-out part probably 10-12 times in a row and was laugh-crying, which I haven’t done in a very long time.