Kitten farting
It’s getting chilly here, and I’m really happy about that. I love the fall, and am looking forward to winter so much that I might lose bladder control. I know that too much snow really sucks, and I don’t want to idealize it too much, but I’m sure I will send some pretty frantically enthusiastic texts once it starts snowing.
So I spent the past 36 hours or so in N. Manchester with Noah. I was originally going to go there yesterday (Monday), but Sunday night he didn’t have to work and we were both really bored, so I went over then. We just ended up watching some cartoons, renting some movies, going out to eat, doing some reading… that kind of stuff. It ended up being really relaxing, and I’m glad he managed to not get tired of me.
That kitten Noah got from my friend Autumn has quite the problem with flatulence, and has been known many times to point her butt right at your face and pass gas. Well, late last night we were watching a movie, and Noah had gone to the bathroom or something. While he was away Kitten (I know she has a name, but I just like calling her Kitten… which is was Paul and I also call our cat, though she has a name too) took his spot, so when he came back NOAH FARTED ON THE KITTEN. Like, hovered over her while her eyes were all wide and just farted. She just closed her eyes for a few seconds, and then bit him (and no, she didn’t bite him on the butt). It was spontaneous and a little too loud, but was also justice being served.
The job application process continues. Barf.
Well, I should go change my clothes or something. I feel pretty gross.
Haha, Noah is hilarious! I’m glad that I’m not the only one who enjoys the fall weather. It’s the perfect tempature and means hoodie season! Whoo!
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that was hilarious… Autumn and I are going swimming tomorow night if you would like to join us!
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Ha! I did that to Brenda’s cat who is a particularly flatulent feline. He farted in my face so the next time I had to pass gas I deliberately positioned myself in front of his face. Payback’s a beotch when I have the bigger colon! TMi, I’m sure. Point is Noah is awesome.
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lol i can hardly blame kitten for that though 😀 ty for replying to my note previously 🙂
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RYN: I felt totally pathetic after reading that entry so I privated it until enough time has passed for me to find it funny instead of sad. But I’m glad you noted. Thanks for not judging me as a complete stalker (or at least keeping that judgment to yourself). It just really sucked to walk away from a coulda/woulda/shoulda situation and not be able to do anything about it. Bleh.
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Also, this entry literally made me laugh out loud.
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