Damn bra strap babble

Keeps falling down. All the time. Stupid thing! That was the first thing on my mind when I started to write.. and my stupid tank top just isnt behaving. Anyhow..

Today I really just sat around.. well, tried to sleep because Im sore, but I could never get to sleep.. I slept 6 1/2 hours last night, so that kinda sucks. In fact, Im gettin kinda tired staring at the computer screen. I put JUBILANT on my mood indicator.. at first I was gonna put jumbled because thats how my brain feels.. but I asked myself “Why do I feel jumbled?” then I just got all confused and decided to pick jubilant because it sounded so happy. Even though right now all of my emotions are fxcked up. I just realized, Im talking about really boring shit. Oh well.

I found my only marks from the wreck.. I have some splotchy bruises on my right shoulder.. but they are very small, and there are only like 3, so its ok. Upon close and careful inspection, they kind of look like a face going =-0 But thats probably because the tree came flying at me at so many MPH. I dont know how many! Causing a seat belt to give my shoulder a nice ass-smack. They dont even hurt. Silly useless bruises.Im still sore! And need more sleep. But its ok. I have all day to sleep. Im a night owl, baby! Except my internal clock tells me Im not, and I spend the whole night on one of these damn computer contraptions. But still, Im a damn night owl.

I swear.. bra’s are so retarded. This damn strap keeps falling and it gets on my nerves. But Ill just let it do whatever the hell it wants to , I guess. I know what I need! B-b-b- boobies! And holy shit, i dunno why I just typed that, but hey, its ok. Not worth erasing, eh? And none of this probably makes sense.. if it does thats amazing because my mind keeps jumping to different things. I talked to Jimmys girlfriend today. She seems pretty nice online. My throat hurts. It seems I have phlegm buildup that never goes away. A year round cold. Now isnt that crazy, kids? Now children.. if you listen very carefully.. carefully, I say.. you can hear the wild mongoose slowly slithering along a slimy path, searching relentlessly toward his biological and naturely need of a goal.. what is it? Hell, I dont know. Look it up, ya damn lazy bastards!

Ow. theres a mysterious bump on my leg. Ill just pick at it until all of the spider eggs hatch. Undoubtedly, a spider layed eggs in my leg. *scary music*

And now, Im getting restless from typing on this same page, so Im going now. Have a great day! ;/

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crazy babble is the best!!!!

July 23, 2002

Howdy there! I know what you mean about bras, lousy things! We should burn them and not wear them at all! =P Shit man, lets throw them to space! Hey, I bet we can send bras to Iran,and soon enough, we’d find Osama very confused on such an strange device, maybe find him strangled by the thing, choking for air! =P