I’m disconnected.. and Crazy!!

So wow.. hmm. I dont know why Im writing.. I just got online before Roger and Mom get home. So, ya know how I said I felt like a dern fool waiting for Marcus to get online in the last entry? Well, I was talking to him last night, and in the middle of a conversation, the silly tit FELL ASLEEP. So then I just got bored and signed off. Pleasant, eh? I cant really blame him though, because as far as I know he doesnt sleep great hours anyway, and I know he can fall asleep in a LOT of situations. Well, anyway..

I dont even know what Im doing right now. I didnt even go to sleep all night, so Im quite disconnected. I was talkin to josh earlier when he was disconnected, and he was talkin curzy! Woo, hes a crazy boy. This is dumb.. I really have no reason to be online, and I am really at a point where theres no logical thought because im sleepy.. sure im actually just sitting here typing, all quiet with my legs crossed like a secretary, but in my mind, oh baby im dancing! Im on a table with a pink hat with big colorful cloth balls and stringy things. Strange, eh? Eh? Its one thing to be tired when youre with people, but when youre by yourself, all the crazy thoughts come through. I guess.. curzy. Heh.. curzy.

My muscles are sore but im a little oblivious to it, because if you didnt know, im tired. It feels like im telling these words out loud, or yelling them even. So its strange to think how quiet it all actually is.

YA KNOW WHAT? TREES ARE STUPID! Sure, they help us “breathe” but damn, i just say PLANT MORE BUSHES IF YOU NEED ALL THAT DAMN, FANCY “BREATHING AIR”. I remember, right now, 3 trees that have specifically tried to KILL ME. Sure, they look all innocent with their green “leaves”. All round at the top and shit.. but NO. They are round at the top because they are HOLDING OUT THEIR ARMS READY TO KILL YOU IN A DEADLY AND PRICKLY TREE GRIP.So next time you see a tree trying to be all friendly, KICK HIM! When you see a limb protruding toward your face, hes NOT trying to shake your hand, HES TRYING TO POKE YOU! So beware. Be very ware. TREES = BAD.

Another thing.. I dont like kamikaze suicide insects flying toward my face, flying at 1000mph (in bug speed). Im just walking along, minding my own business, and *BAM* a little insect comes and plows straight into my cheek! Sure, I dont really feel it. But I COULD. And thats enough of a risk for me. But I must admire the little guys.. they must have pretty big little balls. Quite brave, indeed.

Sometimes my cat likes to lick my deoderant.. is that wierd? She just comes up to me and starts eating it -when its on my armpit-. Today she came up to me, but instead of licking my armpit she -bit- it. Then she ran. Shes quite the clever little devil.

Trees are stupid! So, you thought thats all I could say about trees? NO! I dont like trees. Every morning I wake up, and whos the first one looking in my window? A TREE! Hes not wishing my happy morning.. hes writing obscene messages on my window with his.. ugh.. sappy sticks. EWW!!

Oh holy shit damn poop, Im tired. I think Ive had enough of trying to type something, so ..uhh…. bed…